Can't believe I managed NOT to write for the past months that I have been dealing with more of Fucktard and his equally fucky family.
Well to start with, we decided not to join them in the next wedding in tow, -- happened sometime this month -- but this time somewhere across the globe. If you've been following this blog, your guess is right -- it was another lavish, royalty-like wedding. Good thing my kids have a lot of things needed to be accomplished, and I myself, had a lot of work to do; ergo, we opted to stay -- and told them we are tied with commitments.
But the truth of the matter is -- we all just don't like to join them in another sojourn -- most especially abroad. My mantra, -- which the rest of Fucky, and our kids have adopted, is -- "I'd rather travel alone, than travel with a bunch of shitty assholes."
I think, this time, I have to give some BIG credit to my Fucktard hubs, for siding with me, and for sharing the same sentiment with me when it comes to traveling again this time. But let me tell ya, that in my culture this side of the globe, family ties are tight, close, and strong, -- multiply those qualities, add the word "so" before each adjective, and you know what you'll get: so stifled, so strangled, so suffocated, and so drained.
I'd like to rant and purge myself from these assholes, lemme tell you a thing or two about them. Fucktard has seven other sibs, so you probably get the image-pic of a new, and very overwhelmed wife when I joined them by virtue of marriage years ago:
No. 1 family -- composed of my SIL, her ugly husband, and their two trying hard to be talented, good for nothing grown-up daughters. If I could kill daughter no. 1 and her mother, believe me, I would. The other two -- BIL and younger daughter no. 2 -- quite tolerable.
UPDATE as of 7/27/2020: Daughter no 2 is one of the shittiest nieces ever. We found out a couple of years ago, that she has been writing in her social media about how she dislikes my children because they are intelligent, smart, and just plain achievers. Does that count as the sins of my children? Well I am NOT sorry, bitch! I am very happy that my children are the most intelligent ones in this fucky family of Fucktard. Thanks to my genes, they inherited that light bulb brain from yours truly. So when we exposed your doing to the fucky family, they did not do anything and tried to protect you instead! So two years ago, I told myself that I think it is time to move on and away from all of you, shitheads. I can't join you, I can't lick you, so DAMN YOU.
No. 2 family -- composed of another SIL, her fat, trillionaire hubs, and their three also grown-up kids -- eldest kid got married in an island wedding not too long ago (read up this blog and you'll find the story), the second got married a few weeks ago this month, and he had an equally lavish wedding. His wife looks like a mantou (go ahead and Google it). Everyone, as usual (except for us), raved about the event. My, I can't imagine how many ass-lickers were there in that event, all gathered under one roof in the five-star, deluxe hotel where the wedding reception took place. I wanna kill all members of this family. One swipe, one strike, with a katana I always wish I had, in my very fertile mind.
No. 3 family -- They call themselves the Americans. Composed this time of my BIL, his wife, and two grown up kids. Killing BIL is one thing I'd like to do a long time ago. Since he indeed became an American (he is an officer in service, but I can't tell you what branch in the military) several years ago, he speaks, thinks, and acts like one. I sometimes find it lame and trying hard too much. His wife and kids, though, are tolerable. (Exhaling here, thank goodness.)
No. 4 family -- This SIL does not have an extended fam. She is an aging female, and her hormones have long stopped working to be able to contribute to the human race. In fairness, she is a no-frills kind of woman. So I guess, I kinda like her... but only in some ways. Other times, I wish I could tell her to get herself a husband. Because she often "borrows" my Fucktard... Like when she accidentally locked her room and the keys were left inside (stupid, yeah), and she had to call my Fucky to help unlock the damn door. Or when her bedroom light broke, and she needed some tall guy to change the bulb... You get the picture, right? The ugly side of not getting married and growing old alone... For the record -- my Fucky is the youngest in the brood, so the elder ones like this SIL runs to him for "help." For Pete's sake, things like these get into my nerves big time!
UPDATE as of 7/27/2020: You tried to drive a car, but can't even back up and u-turn like normal. So the car got stuck somewhere maybe in the gutter, and you called my Fucky. Naturally, he comes running to your rescue. And the time stamp on my clock at that time read 2:30 something in the early morning. What utter stupidity that was, really. No, I do not find it cute. But plain annoying and so needy. I hate needy women, I swear I hate them. Get some sense, will ya? It is the 21st century and for hell's sake, be a real woman and grow some balls.
Another update: My son was about to go back home to his condo because he needs to study big time for an important exam, and he sought help from me to let you know that he CANNOT in any way be bothered. And you, being the ever-feeling important aunt that you are, tried to ride the car he was in, and made him go with you to eat out in Chinatown. I felt that as his Mother, my rights were trampled on deliberately because you did not even tell me that you intended to do that EVEN IF I DISTINCTLY INFORMED YOU THAT MY SON NEEDED TO GO BACK TO HIS UNIT ASAP. I know you had to "ambush and kidnap" him and rode the car when he got out from our gate. What was your intention for doing so, huh, old and ugly bitch?
No. 5 family -- If No. 3 family is so hooked up in being Americans, No. 5 family is sooo trying hard to be pure Chinese! Oh, my freakin' ass is quivering now, I'd like to get my invisible katana, and chop all their heads off. BIL, his wife, plus three kids whose ages are like my own, are all asses. BIL is the Asshole. His wife, my SIL, is the Asslicker. Kid no. 1 is the Asscheek. Kid no. 2 is the Asscrack, and Kid no. 3 is the Asswhore. Another swipe and strike for this fam of five. My MIL is Chinese, but they did not completely grow up practicing the ways of being one full, Chinese folk. They are Chinese. We are. But we also practice living the life of being another race in our homeland, host country we all live in. Now this fam. no. 5 -- acts like they come from a royal Dynasty of Chinese ancestors. I could just puke! Ugh! They do not at all look like Chinese. Shame on this fam who acts like they are some chinky-eyed, yellow-skinned citizens of this country. Poor asses. They are all good asslickers, though, headed by my SIL who I believe, graduated from Asslicker Academy of Asia. She trained her kids to be great, annoying asslickers too They live up to that word the day I joined Fucky's fam. They can "buy" everyone because the mother is such a good Asslicker. She wants to be the favorite DIL, and she wants her kids to be the favorite nephews/niece in the family. Sad to say, I can't compete with that. So to this day, am still contemplating how to top this fam. Good thing, my kids are beautiful, talented and smart. They can't compete with that.
UPDATE as of 7/27/2020: I STILL HATE THIS FAMILY. Period.
No. 6 fam -- No fam, but bitches. This one is a butch. She has a bitch in life, and they both look like losers. This SIL's security or comfort zone comes from being ass-licked by the other family members. She hasn't got her own fam, so she feeds on her nephews and nieces' ass-licking galore. Of course, I very well know that Family No. 5 tops her list. That makes me so sad. Coz once again, I am no good when it comes to licking ass. I only lick ice cream. On a cone.
No. 7 fam -- No fam again, just boy toys. This one is a closet queen. Read No. 6 and the scenario is the same. Except that this one, is like I said, a closet queen. A drag queen in hiding. Guess he is good in licking asses. And ice cream. On a cone.
So there goes. The royal family of Shitheads and Shitloads. Assheads and Assloads. Bow.
